Cheating Confessions: While the Wife Is Away by A Missy Diamond

Cheating Confessions: While The Wife Is Away by A Missy Diamond
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Wow. Or maybe I should say, WOW, like the guy in the book did a few times. There was nothing sexy about this freebie. I think men can write great erotica but this sounded like it was written by a man who only halfway tried. I don't even care about the cheating aspect. That can be hot sometimes if you just think of it as fantasy. But this wasn't hot. This book was also poorly edited, using "my" instead of "me" in one place. Also, a big pet peeve of mine is there were commas missing at the end of dialogue.

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I Effed Ashton - Anonymous

I Effed Ashton by Anonymous

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


This was a BIG waste of time. Thankfully, the actual amount of time wasn't that long because it didn't take long to read. And I admit, I skimmed most of it. It doesn't belong in the erotica section. There's no erotica to be found. It does, however, look to be well-edited and written quite well. The narrator claims to be an aspiring screenwriter, so that might explain it.



I don't know if I believe this is really the person who broke up Ashton and Demi's marriage, and I don't know if it matters. This was pretty boring and I feel no more enlightened about Hollywood, or Ashton, or.. well, anything after reading this. It left me with nothing.



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Shut Up and Kiss Me, by Jessica Reve

Shut Up and Kiss Me by Jessica Reve

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


So boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. And needs some heavy proofreading. That was so distracting.


"Me too" Kelly said with a smile...

It occurs throughout this short book.

We start out in this book the day after Kelly and Jason have a fight. They're still fighting. Somehow they end up fucking. Okay.

What really bothered me about this book is that there was no setup. It was difficult as a reader to feel any chemistry or heat from the sex scene after the short summary of the couple's fight the night before. I did not expect the deepest plot in the world but there wasn't enough history to make me connect with the characters enough to care about their sex scene.


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Tracy's Mom: A Dirty Little Story by Marcus Manly

Tracy's Mom: A Dirty Little Story by Marcus Manly by Sock Drawer Books

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


This had potential. I liked the book until the boring sex scene. I couldn't follow it.



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Snow White - another BAD Whiskey McNaughton Book

The Orgasmic Awakening of Snow White by Whiskey McNaughton

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


There is nothing erotic or amusing about this book or any of the other books I bought by this author. "lips wrapped loosely around his organ." Oh, please!

And I'm pretty sure the author leaves their own reviews for all these books. Look at the profiles. Don't believe the reviews. I stupidly purchased three books by this terrible writer and it was based on the false, inflated reviews. Shame on you, Whiskey! I WILL get my money back!



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